Penis Piercing?!

Starting at the beginning.... we had 3 cats that needed homes outside our house, so we decided to take them to the local animal rescue lady here who helps find homes for cats, dogs, etc. So - this guy Kevin works with drove him over there (we didnt know where it was) and Kevin goes in (cats are in the car - he wants to talk to her/ask first). She looks at him, big smile on her face and asks "are you here for the penis piercing?" Dh almost fell flat on his back out of shock. silence. "i... i have cats." She smiles and laughs and says "are you sure you dont want one? I'm waiting on an appointment but I have time!" "i have cats... you take cats right?"At this point it dawns on kevin that among the various signs outside the building, "body piercing" is listed. I guess its how she funds her animal relocation efforts.Long story short (too late!), we no longer have stray cats outside, they have a good place to stay until they find homes, and DH's pee pee is piercing free.